With the dizzying array of media choices out there, it’s hard to stay on top of everything. Here are some stories we’re following in the ‘Shat newsroom.
ITEM! The New Yawk Times just ran a piece on our l’il slice of heaven, and the snarkily delicious A Complete Bunch of Pants dissects the corpse.
ITEM! Captain America arrested for molesting woman while having a burrito shoved down his pants. Quoth the American Ta-Back-HO, “Is that a perfect fucking metaphor for this country right now, or what??”
ITEM! Still further proof that if the bozos in power were characters in a movie, you’d never believe them…
