Things that vaguely terrify me

(first in a series)

Mr. Engine (small)

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12 Responses to “Things that vaguely terrify me”

  1. barry Says:

    dude – you are so far behind the curve.

    http://dependableerection.blogspot.com/2006/01/speaking-of-bad-logos.html

  2. Joe Says:

    Awwww… he’s not terrifying: he’s just differently-abled because he’s a V-6.

  3. Blazer Manpurse, BFA Says:

    Sigh. I shall forever be Salieri to Barry’s Mozart.

    However, now that you mention being derivative…

  4. American Ta Back HO Says:

    Blazer Manpurse, BFA has waaaayyy toooo much time on his hands.

  5. barry Says:

    i bow in your general direction.

  6. Dead Bastard Says:

    Wow. It’s somewhere between Fat Albert, the Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man, the Elmers guy, and that freaky chest baby in Total Recall.

    On a completely different note, can we do a “May We Suggest…” for “Because We Love You?”

  7. Toastie Says:

    I think barbecue signs where the pigs revel in having bbq sauce poured on their bellies are more disturbing. But I guess that’s another series for another day…

  8. Robust McManlyPants Says:

    Is it OK to admit that sign has shown up in (bad) dreams I’ve had? That logo is pretty unbelievably freaky.

  9. David Rollins Says:

    This creepy sign is on 70 near Miami, I believe. What’s the deal with the furniture store nearby, on the south side of 70? Gotta love their letterboard, at times it has mentioned $600 sofa sets, $300 pentium systems (ooh), and “graduation pictures are in!”. I can’t make the connection.

    Maybe they will give me a payday loan, or consignment on my Dan Flavin awt collection. Don Hill’s lock and gun shop told me it was just a bunch of light tubes. Fucking Philistines.

  10. Anon Says:

    “Don Hill’s Lock and Gun”? Don’t you mean “Don Hill’s Lock, Gun, and Asshole”?

  11. Joe Says:

    WRT tasty animal signs: how about a chicken being chased around by a guy with a hatchet?

  12. Third Friday Says:

    Whoa! Harold’s Fried The Chicken King! I was wondering when someone would get around to getting that fucking royalist poultry! Good to see the old foul monarch got what was coming to him…

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