Comments on: Things that vaguely terrify me

By: Third Friday

Third Friday — Tue, 15 May 2007 17:39:00 +0000

Whoa! Harold’s Fried The Chicken King! I was wondering when someone would get around to getting that fucking royalist poultry! Good to see the old foul monarch got what was coming to him…

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 14 May 2007 14:42:46 +0000

WRT tasty animal signs: how about a chicken being chased around by a guy with a hatchet?

By: Anon

Anon — Mon, 14 May 2007 14:40:11 +0000

“Don Hill’s Lock and Gun”? Don’t you mean “Don Hill’s Lock, Gun, and Asshole”?

By: David Rollins

David Rollins — Sun, 13 May 2007 09:13:38 +0000

This creepy sign is on 70 near Miami, I believe. What’s the deal with the furniture store nearby, on the south side of 70? Gotta love their letterboard, at times it has mentioned $600 sofa sets, $300 pentium systems (ooh), and “graduation pictures are in!”. I can’t make the connection.

Maybe they will give me a payday loan, or consignment on my Dan Flavin awt collection. Don Hill’s lock and gun shop told me it was just a bunch of light tubes. Fucking Philistines.

By: Robust McManlyPants

Robust McManlyPants — Sun, 13 May 2007 06:58:27 +0000

Is it OK to admit that sign has shown up in (bad) dreams I’ve had? That logo is pretty unbelievably freaky.

By: Toastie

Toastie — Fri, 11 May 2007 20:39:24 +0000

I think barbecue signs where the pigs revel in having bbq sauce poured on their bellies are more disturbing. But I guess that’s another series for another day…

By: Dead Bastard

Dead Bastard — Fri, 11 May 2007 18:26:48 +0000

Wow. It’s somewhere between Fat Albert, the Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man, the Elmers guy, and that freaky chest baby in Total Recall.

On a completely different note, can we do a “May We Suggest…” for “Because We Love You?”

By: barry

barry — Fri, 11 May 2007 15:32:19 +0000

i bow in your general direction.

By: American Ta Back HO

American Ta Back HO — Fri, 11 May 2007 15:11:01 +0000

Blazer Manpurse, BFA has waaaayyy toooo much time on his hands.

By: Blazer Manpurse, BFA

Blazer Manpurse, BFA — Fri, 11 May 2007 14:56:02 +0000

Sigh. I shall forever be Salieri to Barry's Mozart. However, now that you mention being derivative...