The Master Plan Revealed

Master Plan!

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8 Responses to “The Master Plan Revealed”

  1. toieshat Says:

    You left out HARPO’s new Durham studios. If you don’t build ‘em, Oprah ain’t gonna come…

  2. David Rollins Says:

    Does this mean Teasers I will go back to its original sexual orientation?

  3. GK Says:

    BM, BFA obviouly knows his Durham history – it’s a little-known and heretofore-unpublished tidbit that Five Points was home to the Dukeblackwellwattsmcphersoncarr Pendulous Paint Orb Hurling Emporium, where young gents delighted in using jaunty slingshots to pelt one another with sacs of paint sewn from carefully selected Brightleaf tobacco leaves. The use of lead paint was, however, a problem, which resulted in rather pervasive loss of functional brain cells amongst the young squires. This resulted in a sharply diminished customer base, and the ultimate closure of the ill-fated venue.

  4. JDC Says:

    “Blazer’s fuck pad.” Priceless.

  5. Blazer Manpurse, BFA Says:

    GK, we gotta get you on staff…you got any prior “web log” experience?

  6. ms pedalphile Says:

    don’t forget our “crown jewel” the very umh healthy bronze bull to be relocated at the entrance of blazer’s fuck pad.

  7. GK Says:

    I’ll be happy to be the designated Bullsh@t Drrrham Scatological Herstory consultant.

  8. Dead Bastard Says:

    The crown jewel with the family jewels?

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