What a tough decision…there were lots of truly great entries in the “What should the Oprah building say next” competition, (maybe Mr. Sturdivant would consider a weekly rotation of catchy slogans or something), but the cabal has spoken. Your winner, submitted by KFC, is the Parliament-ary:
The judges credited it for the obvious “having a good beat and being easy to dance to,” and also for dovetailing nicely with our nostalgic pining for the gritty downtown Derm of yesteryear.
While the good colonel will get a genu-wine corncob pipe in which to smoke “ambacco” or whatever, the judges also felt that another entry, submitted by comfortably-dead actor Thalmus Rasulala, deserved a runner-up prize of two chalky white “Pong” balls for this bit of inspired nonsequiturism:
So that’s how you roll? Count us in.